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M&M's - Red's Red Carpet Tips (2005, USA)01:31

M&M's - Red's Red Carpet Tips (2005, USA)

ANNOUNCER: Red's Red Carpet Tips!

(It Cuts to Yellow standing. For a few secs, Red comes in.)

RED: Arrive fashionably late.

(Cut)

RED: Know your poses!

YELLOW: Ready!

RED: The Shoot and wink! The kissy face! The Over The Shoulder! The slimmer!

YELLOW: Red?

RED: The Press hog!

YELLOW: I'm stuck.

RED: The statue! The mannequin!

(Cut)

RED: Always be seen with an entourage. (whispers) Where's your entourage?

(He drops the M&Ms to the floor)

(Red points his finger to exit stage left.)

(Yellow walks away, the M&Ms follow them)

(Cut)

RED: Boost your confidence with a healthy tan. Ahem. With a healthy tan.

(Yellow walks with his yellow butt)

RED:You knows what goes great with a tan?

YELLOW: Pants.

RED: Pants.

(Cut)

RED: There's NO such thing as too much collegian!

YELLOW: (With his face stiffened from too much collegian) Uh, Red? I can't feel my face. (Red pops his lips, Yellow kisses the camera)

(Yellow slides down)

(Cut)

RED: Show up in something wild.

(Yellow shows up in a 'ensemble,' which is a goose hot glued to him.)

RED: Oh, that is so four years ago.

(The goose eats Red and both ran away.)

YELLOW: (gasps) Bad duck!

RED: AAAHHH! (goose still attacking Red) OW!!

YELLOW: (Get's pushed by the goose) WHOA! BAD DUCK!

(CRASH!!!!)

RED: STOP THAT!!

(Red and Yellow screams.)

(They both hit the camera causing the camera to static.)

CAMERAMAN: (Full sentence) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!

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