ANNOUNCER: Red's Red Carpet Tips!
RED: Arrive fashionably late.
RED: Know your poses!
RED: The Shoot and wink! The kissy face! The Over The Shoulder! The slimmer!
RED: The Press hog!
YELLOW: I'm stuck.
RED: The statue! The mannequin!
RED: Always be seen with an entourage. (whispers) Where's your entourage?
(He drops the M&Ms to the floor)
(Red points his finger to exit stage left.)
(Yellow walks away, the M&Ms follow them)
RED: Boost your confidence with a healthy tan. Ahem. With a healthy tan.
(Yellow walks with his yellow butt)
RED:You knows what goes great with a tan?
RED: There's NO such thing as too much collegian!
YELLOW: (With his face stiffened from too much collegian) Uh, Red? I can't feel my face. (Red pops his lips, Yellow kisses the camera)
(Yellow slides down)
RED: Show up in something wild.
(Yellow shows up in a 'ensemble,' which is a goose hot glued to him.)
RED: Oh, that is so four years ago.
(The goose eats Red and both ran away.)
YELLOW: (gasps) Bad duck!
RED: AAAHHH! (goose still attacking Red) OW!!
YELLOW: (Get's pushed by the goose) WHOA! BAD DUCK!
RED: STOP THAT!!
(Red and Yellow screams.)
(They both hit the camera causing the camera to static.)
CAMERAMAN: (Full sentence) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCH!
- ADS (ACTUALLY REDIRECT!)