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This commercial begins the M&M's Color Break-Up contest where people try to reunite the M&M's spokescandies, Red, Yellow, Ms. Green, Blue, and Orange. It begins with a blank dark background and the spokescandies' voices can be heard. Then the lights go on. Yellow's arm is blocking Ms. Green. Then Blue calls Ms. Green candy pants. Yellow laughs at the name. Red says that they are all amateurs. Everyone begins arguing. Ms. Green, Blue, Red, and Yellow leave through doors and Orange goes through his door sliding awkwardly. Yellow accidentally goes back to the same room, then shuts his door again.

TranscriptEdit

  • (The background is dark and black.)
  • Ms. Green: Oh! Watch it..! OH!! Watch where you're touching!
  • Blue: I'm not Touching. Don't flatter yourself, babe.
  • Ms. Green: Oh please.
  • Orange: Um... Could someone turn the light on in here?
  • Yellow: Ow!
  • Orange: Someone?
  • Yellow: Who stepped on my foot?
  • Red: Oh, sorry, Yellow, I, I didn't mean to step on your foot. It'll never happen AGAIN! (stomps on Yellow's foot hard)
  • Yellow: OW! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ow!
  • Ms. Green: Will you guys quit it?!
  • Yellow: Shh! Guys, we're on.
  • (The lights turn on, showing the spokescandies.)
  • Yellow: Ta-da!
  • Red: Eh.
  • Ms. Green: (shoves Yellow) Quit it!
  • Yellow: Ouch!
  • Ms. Green: Quit blocking me, you big peanut!
  • Yellow: Ow!
  • Blue: Now, now, no need for name calling, candy pants.
  • Ms. Green: Candy PANTS?!
  • Yellow: (laughs) Candy pants.
  • Orange: Uh, guys?
  • Red: Amateurs! You're all amateurs!
  • Yellow: I was just doing what we practiced! (pushes Red)
  • Blue: (touches Red) Eat me!
  • Orange: There was a practice?
  • Ms. Green: HELLO?!
  • Orange: I must've missed that.
  • Yellow: Amateurs??? (pushes Red again)
  • Ms. Green: Do it by yourself then! I'M OUTTA HERE! (leaves through her door)
  • Blue: Okay, everybody back off! (pushes Red and Orange) I want my agent on the phone. (leaves through his door) I want Marty on the... (trials off)
  • Red: You try and you try, and they just don't listen!
  • Yellow: Why would they even do that?
  • Orange: Where are we? Hey, guys?
  • Red: (leaves through his door) WHERE ARE THE PROFESSIONALS?!
  • Orange: Guys?
  • (Yellow leaves through Blues's door.)
  • Orange: Hey, guys?
  • (But it's too late, the door slid shut)
  • Orange: This is awkward.
  • (Orange slides awkwardly through his door. Yellow accidentally comes back into the room through his door.)
  • Yellow: Oops. Sorry, wrong room. (shuts door)

ClipsEdit

  • Red: Oh yeah, you make the right decision and NOT register with Blue!
  • Yellow: I'm lonely (cries) Do you wanna register with me?
  • Ms. Green: Oh, come on, baby, press my button.
  • Blue: look, look, look, look. When it comes to registering with one of us, I know you make the right decision! I have faith. You.. will make the right.. decision. You look smart.
  • Orange: Just click on my button to register. There's a few forms I want you to fill out before I can trust you.
  • Yellow: You're a ranger, red. RE...D? You're a ranger! (laughs)
  • Red: Ranger?! Yellow, don't even start, you NUT!
  • Yellow: Say it to my face. Where are you, yellow... or.. no, wait a minute, I'M yellow. What?
  • Blue: Ya know what? Ya know what? Hey. Hey. I miss hanging around you guys. You all used to make me look SO much more attractive.
  • Ms. Green: Whew! I am glad to be outta this boys club.
  • Blue: Oh yeah. You can talk. Why don't ya talk to my agent, Marty! Get Marty on the Phone, where the heck is Marty!?
  • Ms. Green: Tell it to the hand. 'Cuz this piece a candy AIN'T LISTENIN'!!
  • Red: Hey! You guys're all past youy "Used-by" dates!
  • Yellow: You're all nuts! (breaks the fourth wall) And i don't mean the delicious peanut variety, either.
  • Ms. Green: Somewhere out there, an M&M's bag is missing four IDIOTS!
  • Orange: (covering his ears) lalalalalalala, lalalalala, I'm not listening!
  • Blue: Hey, ya know what? i'm glad we've broken up. You guys were always just a LITTLE too sweet for me anyway. And you clash. Your colors clash.
  • Orange: Who has a color for a name, anyway? Seriously, you're all weird.
  • Red: They should've never let you guys off the production line!
  • Orange: Whew! I feel so much more comfortable on my own web page. I've never trusted you guys. That's why I put up an emotional firewall.


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