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Faint is a 2-commercial where Red and Yellow finds Santa when suddenly they both exist and Red and Santa faints. Secretly, Yellow has to save Christmas. Unfortunately, he delivered the presents to the wrong people, but the people with the wrong presents delivered them to the right people.  

Commercial First Aired: November 28, 1996  

Commercial Last Aired: November 22, 2018  

Script Edit

Original Edit

  • Red: (hand touches candle light too close) Ow.
  • Yellow: (with a bowl of red and green m&m's) So you think Santa will like these red and green M&M'S?
  • Red: I don't know, I never met the guy.
  • Santa: WHAH!!
  • Red: AAHHH!!! HE DOES EXIST!!
  • Santa: They DO exist!
  • (Both Santa and Red faints and candle falls out of red's hand)
  • Yellow: Uh... Santa?

Sequel Edit

  • (Outside the House)
  • Red: AAHHH!!! HE DOES EXIST!!
  • Santa: They DO exist!
  • (Both Santa and Red faints)
  • (Inside the house)
  • Yellow: Uh, Santa? (no response, looks at Red) Oh no... (looks in his reflection of an ornament, gasps, and drops the bowl of m&m's) I have to save Christmas! (takes the sleigh with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph, and away he goes)
  • (>North Pole Mission Control)
  • (mission control men working, and didn't see an alert go off for the sleigh)
  • Yellow: Tommy... James... Lucy... Ben... Judah... (presents land on the ground near houses) To the right! Turn... No, your other right!
  • Mission Control Man: (Taps screen with Yellow on it) Who's that nut?! (presents lands everywhere in different houses, and there was a delivery failure. He grabs phone for an emergency) Gimme Santa NOW!
  • (lights turn on in all houses)
  • Santa: (slowly gets up and gets on the cell phone as red gets up.) Hello?
  • Mission Control Man: The presents!
  • Santa: Yes?
  • Mission Control Man: They're going to the wrong people!
  • Santa: What?!
  • (people receive the wrong things they wanted)
  • Girl: Who's Tommy?
  • (all the people gets out of their houses and finds presents they actually wanted and finds the people who got the wrong presents)
  • Santa: What have you done?
  • Yellow: Did I ruin Christmas, Red?
  • (fortunately, the people are happy)
  • Red: Actually, Buddy, I think you made it even better.
  • (people started hugging each other and Santa with his arms crossed, smiled)

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