Chocolate Bar is a commercial from 1996 starring Tia Carrere, with Phil Hartman as the voice of Chocolate Bar.
Commercial First Aired: September 3, 1996
Commercial Last Aired: December 28, 1997
Transcript[]
Red: Thanks. (sees someone) Oh, would ya look who's sliding our way!
Chocolate Bar: Yo! What's up, besides the sun? Hello... Tia. Mama-Mia. Arrrr! The name's chocolate bar... But you can call me Chocola-ta-te.
Tia: Better tell what's-his-name to be careful.
Red: Candy shell's even better than sunscreen.
Yellow: Oh, I'm sure he'll be just... [gasps]
Tia: Eww!
Red: Waiter! Mop!
Voice: M&M's. The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your lounge chair.
Yellow: What are these, Clown shoes?
